I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the road safer, the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer, and the beer stronger. ... Brendan Behan
A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote. ... William Butler Yeats
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. ... Tom Waits
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. ... Frank Zappa
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ... Frank Sinatra
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. ... Humphrey Bogart
Okay, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's just take this exam so I can get back to killing you with beer. ... Homer Simpson
I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis. ... Humphrey Bogart's last words
American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat- It's f__king close to water! ... Eric Idle
I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniel's ... Frank Sinatra
I often sit back and think, "I wish I'd done that," and find out later that I already have. ... Richard Harris
It's not whether you win or lose...it's how drunk you get while playing the game ... Homer Simpson
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ... Dean Martin
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. ... Dylan Thomas
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. ... Tom Waits
I only drink to make other people more interesting. ... George Nathan
Never buy a drink for the road, because the road is already layed out. ... Flip Wilson
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking. ... Benjamin Franklin
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ... Henny Youngman
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. ... George Burns
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ... Winston Churchill
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober. ... William Butler Yeats
Here's to bein' single...drinkin' doubles...and seein' triple! ... Unknown
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. ... Humphrey Bogart
The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far away, but I will walk carefully . ... Old Russian Proverb
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth. ... Old Irish toast
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor When the pub was shut for the night. When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse And stood in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor Then back on his haunches he sat. And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar, "Bring on the friggin' cat!" - Unknown
Work is the curse of the drinking class. ... Oscar Wilde
A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. ... Ancient Egyptian Wisdom, 2200 B.C.
The federal government is considering a proposal that would update the warning label on beer and other alcoholic beverages. For instance, one of the new warnings says, 'Caution: Excessive drinking could cause karaoke.' ... Conan O'Brien
They talk of my drinking but never my thirst. ... Scottish proverb
Pour me a cab, I just can't drink no more. ... Tom Waits
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ... Ernest Hemmingway
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. ... For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. ... Aristophanes
One more drink and I’d have been under the host. ... Dorothy Parker
There is evil in every berry of grape. ... The Koran
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink. ... Francois Rabelais
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. ... William Blake
A cask of wine works more miracles than a church full of saints. ... Italian proverb
Wine, in moderation, unfolds a man’s brain; a teetotaler rarely possesses great wisdom. ... Jewish proverb
Nothing more excellent or valuable than wine was ever granted by the gods to man. ... Plato
Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. ... George Bernard Shaw
For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication . ... Friedrich Nietzsche
Wine is both necessary and good for me. ... Ludwig Van Beethoven
What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking! ... Lord Byron
